How A Crocheting Grandmother Ended Her Arthritis Pain

 

Keep Reading to Find out How You Can do the Same, And All Without Harmful Drugs or Smelly Ointments!

 

 

 

Cedar Springs, FL

Friday, July 30, 2006

 

Dear Friends,

 

My name is Cora Birch, and like you, I'm an arthritis sufferer.

 

For years, I've had painful arthritis in my hands.  Every morning when I woke up, I would have to stretch out my fingers when they curled up during the night.

 

I like to stay pretty active.  I belong to three quilting clubs, and I also paint with oil and watercolor.  And I simply couldn't do these things with my hands hurting the way they were.

 

I've tried every medication and smelly salve the doctors could throw at me, but nothing worked. Finally I had to face the choice of either working through the pain, or giving up my hobbies and spending the rest of my life with my hands twisted into knots. 

 

That's when I said, "No way, Jose! I'm not going to live like this another second!" 

 

One day while sewing a button on my granddaughter's shirt, it came to me.  A simple appliance that would curb the swelling and keep my fingers straight.  Best of all, it was easy to make.  I whipped some up, and wore them to bed that night to test them out.

 

Boy, did they work!

 

Now I make quilts, paint, and continue to do all the things I've always enjoyed.  No more stiff, crooked fingers in the morning, no more swelling, very little pain, and best of all, no harmful drugs, greasy ointments, or money-hungry doctors! 

 

     It isn't a cure for arthritis, but it makes the disease bearable again.

 

I gave some to a few of my friends who were suffering like I was, and they loved them.  They suggested I offer them to other people who might be suffering as much as we were.

 

So here we are.  I call them Finger Friends. 

 

Finger Friends are made from a lightweight, stretchy, breathable material, so they are comfortable to wear, yet tough enough to use over and over again.

 

Finger Friends come in three skin tone colors: tan, dark tan, and nude, so no one will notice you're wearing them–even though you'll want to tell everyone how great they are!

 

Finger Friends are one size fits all, so you don't have to worry about not being able to benefit from them. 

 

"Finger Friends gave me my life back.  Thanks to them, I can cook, sew, and play with my grandchildren again.  Thank you, Norma."–Alice B., Kentucky

 

 

"Finger Friends are wonderful. My fingers don't swell and curl up during the night anymore."–Roger S., Vermont

 

"My doctor said he couldn't do anything about my fingers and hands, but after wearing Finger Friends every night for a week, he couldn't believe the improvement.  Thanks, Finger Friends."–Michelle T., New Jersey

 

"After seeing Michelle's results, I now prescribe Finger Friends for my other arthritis patients."–Dr. Thomas Carmichael, Michelle's doctor, New Jersey

 

I feel so blessed that my little invention has helped thousands of people all over the country leave their horrible arthritis pain behind, and get back to doing the things they enjoy.

 

I don't want you to be left out, so I'm offering you two sets of my Finger Friends for just $19.95, including shipping!

 

That's ten Finger Friends for much less than a worthless doctor's visit.

 

Call before August 15th and you'll also get the special booklet 101 All-Natural Cures.  This large print booklet contains 101 of the best all-natural cures for everything from headaches to poison oak!  Over 100 pages of detailed cures you can use at home, without a doctor's visit!

 

There's also my IRONCLAD GUARANTEE.  Try Finger Friends for two weeks, and if they don't dramatically reduce the swelling in your fingers and hands, just return your Finger Friends and I'll refund TWICE what you paid!  That's right.  I'm so confident that Finger Friends will work for you, that I'll give you back double what you paid, no questions asked. 

 

Don't you want your life back?  Wouldn't you love to work with your hands again?  Pick up your grandchildren?  Don't wait.  Call me toll-free at 1-800-FINGER today, and I'll rush your Finger Friends to your door.  You have absolutely nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

 

Love,

 

CORA 

 

Cora Birch

Inventor, Finger Friends

 

P.S.  At only $19.95, these Finger Friends will go fast.  And once they're gone, it will take a while for me and my friends in the quilting club to make more.  So call 1-800-FINGER today and I'll rush your Finger Friends overnight to your door, so you can start getting your life back.

 

P.P.S. And remember, call before August 15th, and you'll also get a FREE copy of the special booklet 101 All-Natural Cures.

 

 

 

 

 

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